nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
"Mine sweet babe remains ever docile throughout our portrait sittings. Though they last a fortnight, he doth not protest. He stands readily, as still as stone."
IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD